There's a fire in East London near the Olympic site... Yes we can confirm that there has been a fire near the Olympic site in East London
"Yeah, it's certainly the biggest fire I've seen in my time in London, certainly made me FEAR for my flat." - Gormless Hackney resident.
An eye witness report, and we now bring you live to the scene of the fire in East London. It is being investigated as to whether it was TERRORIST related *Images of some firemen spraying water on a warehoues*
And we can now confirm from the police report that FEARs it was TERRORIST related are unfounded. We can now bring you an interview with the fire which has caused those FEARs.
So can you confirm that you are not TERRORIST related?
"Well I'll tell you what, Roy, the warehouse manager was smoking a massive cigar and he put it out on his arm chair, well, I saw my chance didn't I. Woosh I made him feel FEAR, burned his whole office, got the building too."
So you're not TERRORIST related?
"What's your obsession with TERRORISTS? I'm just a good wholesome fag fire. Get stuffed you absolute muppet."
Well the fire has confirmed for us that it was not terrorist related. So we can bring you back live to the fire now, we can confirm there have been no casualties which should allay FEARs of related friends and families and it's not TERRORIST related.
In the stockmarket today the FTSE dropped 60 points due to the fire, but has now risen back to it's original level again, so the fire in East London has had no effect on the stock market. We can bring you another eye witness report.
"Well initially we just stood and watched the smoke, but when we saw flames we phoned BBC NEWS 24 immediatey and they were here within ten minutes. We then phone the fire brigade who came just afterward."
Trains and buses are still running unaffected by the fire. and there are still flights from London's airports. There were FEARs however that there may have been cancellations. Appaerntly unaffected by the fire in East London, which is not TERRORIST related.
It's not TERROR TERROR TERROR FEAR FEAR FEAR TERROR FEAR TERRORIST related.
"Yeah, it's certainly the biggest fire I've seen in my time in London, certainly made me FEAR for my flat." - Gormless Hackney resident.
An eye witness report, and we now bring you live to the scene of the fire in East London. It is being investigated as to whether it was TERRORIST related *Images of some firemen spraying water on a warehoues*
And we can now confirm from the police report that FEARs it was TERRORIST related are unfounded. We can now bring you an interview with the fire which has caused those FEARs.
So can you confirm that you are not TERRORIST related?
"Well I'll tell you what, Roy, the warehouse manager was smoking a massive cigar and he put it out on his arm chair, well, I saw my chance didn't I. Woosh I made him feel FEAR, burned his whole office, got the building too."
So you're not TERRORIST related?
"What's your obsession with TERRORISTS? I'm just a good wholesome fag fire. Get stuffed you absolute muppet."
Well the fire has confirmed for us that it was not terrorist related. So we can bring you back live to the fire now, we can confirm there have been no casualties which should allay FEARs of related friends and families and it's not TERRORIST related.
In the stockmarket today the FTSE dropped 60 points due to the fire, but has now risen back to it's original level again, so the fire in East London has had no effect on the stock market. We can bring you another eye witness report.
"Well initially we just stood and watched the smoke, but when we saw flames we phoned BBC NEWS 24 immediatey and they were here within ten minutes. We then phone the fire brigade who came just afterward."
Trains and buses are still running unaffected by the fire. and there are still flights from London's airports. There were FEARs however that there may have been cancellations. Appaerntly unaffected by the fire in East London, which is not TERRORIST related.
It's not TERROR TERROR TERROR FEAR FEAR FEAR TERROR FEAR TERRORIST related.
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