I saw you with a fish in your mouth and I said, "Hi."

Cauliflower was an angler fishing off some rocks on Easter Island. Cauliflower had a friend called Radish, Radish was a ganet and they often talked about fish.
"So, Radish did you catch any fish today?"
"Just some mackerel...."
"Ouch...I caught a couple of codd, do you want one?"
"Hmmm, yeah, go on."
Radish always thought it was strange that Cauliflower didn't spend any time with the people in the town, so he asked him.
"Why don't you want to spend any time with people....?"
"I'm scared."
"Why?"
"People are so strange, it's not simple at all really... I won't meet a girl, I always smell of fish."
"So stop fishing."
"But you're my best friend."
"Just fish sometimes, we can still talk."
Radish flew off into the clouds. Cauliflower packed away his fish and his rod and started walking back to the town.

Radish got caught up in fishing nets and drowned later that spring. 
Cauliflower met a girl called Olive, and they lived happily in the town.
Each year Cauliflower planted a radish in his back garden, and would lay it on the rocks each spring.

The End.

It was slightly less pointless I feel :)