I found you sleeping under an apple tree....

I'm perplexed, tired and ever so slightly angry. I'm also uninspired so here, I'm going to try to freestyle a story off the top of my head, just for fun and boredoms sake :)

Adam saw a bear sitting in an apple tree, the bear was black, as black as the deepest oceans. The bear looked down at Adam but disregarded him as if he were a falling leaf. 
 "What are you doing in the tree, bear?"
 "Leaves don't talk..."
 "What?"
 "Nothing..."
The bear stared off into the distance, but at nothing in particular.
 "What are you doing in the tree?"
The bear sighed "I'm hunting."
 "What?"
 "When it's dark, I shall be invisible in all but scent, I am in this tree because it is an apple tree. My scent will be masked just enough, and my prey will come to feed on fallen apples."
 "You're a very clever bear."
 "And you're a very stupid boy"
Adam didn't get a chance to ask why, the black bear lepted from the tree and knocked him out cold.
 "Poor children, Disney has entirely disarmed them."
The black bear left the boy, as only a very stupid bear would kill a boy. 

You might think this story is pointless, but it's not, don't trust bears that talk, that's the lesson and be sure you learn it! *shakes fists*